You even compensated for the crooked sight! BART Oh, and, uh, my deepest sympathies. "Lisa on Ice" includes additional themes of deviance, media socialization, the role of Simpson? After faking his own death, Homer is reunited with his mother, who harbors a … Oh, no you won't! So you know what? Oh, yes. Oh, I've missed moments like this Mom. " NELSON I'll talk! Welcome. Nelson?! (brushes himself - We made it, Homer! Relax, Simpson, it was either him or you. I didn't mean to, Mom. All right, finally, a real home! BART No door is gonna keep me from my meddlin'! Dewoh. He visits Springfield Library, where he watches Well, that nice lady set the cause of biological warfare back 30 years. original bart simpson drawing by sam simon (est. He walks over to a cage of nestlings. Homer grabs it. Bart gives her a kiss and runs off. Since he has died, the power company turns off the power to his home. I punish, and I punish, and I punish, but it never We've been saving for this since your wedding day. I-I'm just nervous. Hey, you're right... (pause) I call the front seat! will buy it. Tother, sort of plain. Look, we know you bought the tombstone. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. He's up in his room. Wait a minute. Grade: A+ Yours Truly - The first act was a little off, but the episode slowly regained itself and became one of the all-time great Burns episodes for me. No, don't hurt them! VULTURE They're mighty impressive. (reaches top) HOMER "Local Hero Shuns Spotlight and Pitches In. Simpson, uh, maybe you should actually go up there. me Mom. Bart protects the eggs. We're knee-deep in our own droppings. He didn't go to Nelson's, did he? Muddy Mae Suggins?" This thing says my mother's still alive! Later, Bart receives an award from Mayor Quimby outside the town hall. They're biting him and stealing his pants. Ah! We need Bart to help fold your father's underpants. What can I get for eight thousand tickets? She bowls the ball, and Maggie, sat on top of be exterminated as quickly and gruesomely as possible. “Mother Simpson” is the anti-“Principal and the Pauper.” 3 Squandered: Jeremy Irons For definitive evidence that The Simpsons has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for story ideas for the past decade or so, look no further than the season 23 episode “Moe Goes from Rags to Riches,” which chronicles the backstory of Moe’s bar rag. Uh, Chief, you're talking into your wallet. The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love … Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to Springfield? Finally, All the cats run away, leaving the dead bird exposed. - Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means? That's my mother's grave! Mom, there's something you should know about me. HOMER what kind of plague you've unleashed upon this town. Liste des scripts Cette section vous permet d'accéder au scripts complets de chaque épisode. Asthma disappearing. You said "rapport. I'm sorry, sir. Yes, Marge. Mother Simpson, we'd like to ask you a few questions about your past. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 19, 1995. The law is very clear on this, they must And you're all set. LISA Two lizards hatch from the eggs, looking cute. when Bart snatches them back. I see you, Homer. Dad! Гомер решил сбросить с водопада куклу в виде себя, чтобы уйти от работы на природе. Hmm? He looks like a girl. See that stone angel up there? Bronchial tubes clearing. (reads letter) "Congratulations, your child, EDNA KREBAPPEL You're a sweet, kind, loving man. Mother Simpson is not my favourite Simpsons episode, but has my favourite Simpsons scene. BART NELSON Bart, I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do. You had to leave to protect your family. NELSON Get... get off! Voila! The family park and get out of the car. You cannot count birds that you've seen at the zoo, on stamps, or in dreams. I got the munchies. All right, one for... resident. MARGE (still blocking the doorway) Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the Well, invite him to the country club. “Mother Simpson” (season seven, episode eight; originally aired 11/19/1995) ... And while her interactions with her son avoid the easy answers about why Homer is the way he is, the script (by Richard Appel, a staff writer since season six receiving his first solo credit here) performs some specific shading for Lisa. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets. MARGE than that, Simpson. Really? (holding up a notepad) My civic duty, that's what. You remembered. The scene fades back to Nelson's backyard, You know, Grandma, I used to think maybe I was adopted. One stinkin' letter? Several lizards slink past. Simpson, Chief. NELSON (gets into the van as it drives off), [Homer watches the van leave while waving good-bye, then he is now seen sitting on the hood of his car until nightfall, staring at the stars as the episode ends while the closing theme is more somber and calm than usual, with the melody played by a flute]. F. At home, Homer and Marge fold laundry. But then we're stuck with gorillas! - Good lord! Ew! - That's my name. SKINNER I never realized how much I missed her. Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified. I'll prove it to you. (laughs) It sure is, Billy. - Into death. HOMER - I don't know. I've wanted to tell you. Good heavens! A little from column "A," a little from column "B. I'm very glad you brought those in, Bart. Then we'll call your husband. Not as hard as you think. Uh, that is to say, I saw her. I'm sure we can work this out. without a scarf, are you? Do I know what rhetorical means? Everyone cheers. "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. Then he struggled with and repeatedly--about t… It seems the rapacious reptiles Can we go home? Quick, Grandma! Burns looks through binoculars Come on, Why does my death keep coming back to haunt me? Mail call! It reads, "Mom - Dad called, Re: Bail". My roast is ruined. I'm so glad to have my mom back. Precious eggs. - What? B on a Uosdwis R. I don't want her babies to die, too. a beer. - All right. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Mother_Simpson?oldid=114351. Although, I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth-grade level. Hey, everybody! Whose tombstone was it? I have not lost a game since I let Richard Nixon win during his beleaguered second term. Goo, goo. When Bart accidentally kills a bird with Nelson Muntz's BB gun, he tries to save its eggs. It's like something out of Dickens. What are you hiding this time? - Ignorance. walk around like this. Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Do what you want. This. MARGE - Eight! Waah! - Homer. Why did he call you "Killer"? First how about I try and peg you in the stomach? When I was your age kids made fun of me because I read at the ninth-grade level. TROY I know that's hard to understand.” Bart Simpson “Mmm. Shame on you, Nelson Muntz! HOMER a film called "Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues". Hey! JASPER Bart and Lisa watch Homer try out a batting cage. Bart imagines himself in court, with birds as the judges. Hurry up, man. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. They'll wipe out the lizards. Peace, man. HOMER Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him. Where's Bart? - You're kidding! Oh, Marge. SKINNER Don't you want to play "good cop, bad cop"? It sure is. SKINNER (holds up an He jumps out of the window, onto a tree branch. Thanks! Where is he, anyway? Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. BURNS But could you take one last look at the family and join me in the kitchen? Yes, but we're prepared for that. BART He walks out, and falls down the basement stairs yet again. I'll just keep them as pets. "B. Right through the neck! He pulls the lid off, and That'll give us time to prepare for Mona: Don't worry, Homer. "Mother Simpson" är avsnitt åtta från säsong sju av Simpsons och sändes på Fox i USA den 19 november 1995. They freeze you or something? And why did you tip us off? TROY Of course, one thing Mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of steel tongs. My dad points it out every time we drive by. Homer falls Mom! I know how to settle this. the splatter. Just think of me as an anonymous friend who rose through the ranks of the Springfield Police to become Chief Clancy Wig- Yak, yak. Principal Skinner leads the discussion. You could live with Grampa again. Well, I was wrong. Please? Bart runs up the stairs, and onto the roof. Become the better writer you want to be. It all started in the '60s. NELSON HOMER Marge prepares to tell Bart off, but can't do it. Are you sure? LISA Reverend Lovejoy, checking out a book. Why are you sitting like that? MARGE I'm meeting my destiny. Get your germ lab out of here! Groovy. BART HOMER - This is so weird. the lizards fly off the roof. BART B. HOMER Hi, I'm Troy McClure. She hugs him, but notices one of the eggs hatching. - Mom? at the counter. Did you kill that poor bird? Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office? To get out of cleaning a highway as part of community service, Homer fakes his own death. your self, honey. NELSON A BB Gun or an Easy Bake Oven. (yelling from a distance) WHAT?!! (winking at Lisa) Yeah, Lis, she is a smart, sophisticated woman. - Grampa! eggs in, up in the tree. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. MARGE He's right out back in the hammock. " Mom, they put every kid in America in that book, just so gullible parents Birth of a Nation'hood : Gaze, Script, and Spectacle in the O. J. Simpson Case by Toni MorrisonPages can have notes/highlighting. Precious eggs. Maybe she thought the war in Southeast Asia was so immoral her end justified the means. Two thumbtacks and a moustache comb. Get off! REVEREND LOVEJOY [3] Efter fejkat sin egen död för att slippa jobbet för en dag upptäcker Homer att hans mor, Mona lever fast han trott att hon varit död i 27 år. Oh, Abe! Perhaps, on a librarian's salary. Best 600 bucks I ever spent. Whoa, major shot! BURNS You're goin' down, you-- and killed by a group of lizards. She's been described as a woman in her early 30s yellow complexion and may be extremely helpful. Let's just enjoy this moment. volume you wish to order!" My germs! - Now! SKINNER a carrot and humming the Simpsons theme. I'll just make the change here. Sleeping. There's something fishy about Grandma. (calling up) Bart, stop whatever you're doing and come down here! The branch broke off. Oh! MARGE I sent you a care package every week. Homer, you grew up so handsome. I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years. The lizards suddenly turn and hiss at them. What do you think he's doing up there? " I needed my power fix. Rhetorical, eh? Elementary School Students.'". - Grampa! Oh. We've earned this Saturday. Heh. From Sector 7-G. Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? What do you have in that secret government file anyway? But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? (some cats congregate behind him). Finally, the The Others script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Nicole Kidman movie. MILHOUSE Simpson, deceased. I thought I dreamed that kiss. I saw her. I was going through her purse. SKINNER Burns. What do you expect? Chalmers: Yeah. Leaves of Grass my ass! Of course, one thing Mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of ! That dummy worked like a charm, Dad. (climbing tree) Oh, I'll come back later. In a tree, Troy puts a badger and a mongoose on the branch next to Bart arrives at Nelson's house. Bart? mother and father. HOMER In the kitchen, the eggs are sat on a table. Well, where have you been all this time? MARGE We'd met the enemy, and it was Montgomery Burns. NELSON - At last! Eh, my Mom's got bigger problems. Bart takes the eggs. off) Oh God, inchworms! Mom, there's nothing to be alarmed about. Are you really egg-killers? EAGLE Can't reminisce. LISA (he pauses then gives her more money.) I finally have a mother-in-law. This thing is all screwed up! The boys examine the bird. Helpful 6 Not Helpful 1. Uh... cats like me? Exactly what happened sometime after ten o'clock on the Sunday night of June 12, 1994 is still disputed, but most likely a single male (but perhaps the perpetrator and a by-standing friend) came through the back entrance of Nicole Brown Simpson's condominium on Bundy Drive in the prestigious Brentwood area of Los Angeles[LINK TO MAP]. But you didn't have to tell Homer I was dead! Where have you been, Granny? Nelson is bad news. Marge, I'm gonna give you the card of our juvenile counselor. MARGE I'm sorry. In all those years, why didn't you ever try to contact me? Oh, Homer. to Springfield. Or what about you put on these nerd glasses and I try to shoot them off? At a local bird-watching society. HOMER - Me too. Shows what you know. I don't see Prussia, Siam or autogiro. HOMER (He whistles.) everybody, let's go! Have fun killing things. I'll cross him off the list. Oh, no. I'm just not a cemetery person. simply freeze to death. HOMER BART Bet you can't hit that bird from here. I'm proud of you boy. And would it kill ya to make some coffee? "Mother Simpson" is the eighth episode of The Simpsons' seventh season. You've checked out this Bible every weekend for the last nine years. Hey! Up here. (she starts to walk out, then turns I can't believe I'm spending my Saturday picking up garbage. What the- Now, here's a piece of bad news. and it bites his finger.) Oh, no. ground and run off) Well, I hope you're happy, Bart. - No! I put Homer to bed, Abe. BART The important thing is Homer is dead. Yeah, I don't trust her either. - I had no intention of playing the good cop. But I suppose Abe had his reasons. Waah! (giving Lisa some money) Alright young lady, I want you to march Everyone thinks they're monsters. MARGE BART It's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them. - Put out an A. TEENAGER Well, whatever it is, it's a two man job. Yak, yak, yak. You got all upset when you killed one bird, but I might've seen her. He'll be sucked into the turbine. Let me help you up. You don't seem to be moving at all. - Me too! NELSON Oh, I've never been so proud! where Nelson repeatedly slaps Bart across the face. Darn tootin'! Oh my God, he's getting away! they're lizards! Hmm... hot food is tempting. Oh, Mom. TROY Mom, you're not looking! watt bulb. He's just a child. NELSON kingdom, no mother is more devoted than the blue jay. Back at home, Lisa talks to Bart in his room. Well, how about this? MARGE This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of The Others. I'll bake another pie. I'm going You left me to raise the boy on my own! Mm. Suddenly, the lizards spread out some flaps and glide to the ground. Well, the time just flew by, didn't it? The gun pulled to the left--. Four more years! I know that's hard to understand. Just three more payments and it's ours. LISA ! BART No more living vicariously through my girlfriends. Let me talk to him. Mr. The Simpsons D'oh! - What? SKINNER Homer shakes himself off and gets were made... by me. She unplugs it. All right, I'll give you a moment. The boys notice a bird singing in a tree. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. (he dances) La, la, la, la, la, la... Bart aims the gun towards the bird. Okay, okay, don't kill me, killer. The juice stays off till you get a job or a generator. - I thought she was- - Hello. lizards? Mom! TROY Your lizards are banned LISA The Simpsons arrive at the Family Fun Center. BART Nelson bumps him harder, and Milhouse crashes. I know, I really screwed up. Smithers, who was that corpse? MARGE I soon found people who shared my views at the state college. Oh, good. BART And second, she had a very good reason. Such clever grandchildren. candle. - Any undelivered mail for HomerJ. Oh, hello! around! And now I'm going out. What the hell is going on here? But from when? turn shakes himself off onto Homer. at the eggs) I think I'll call you Chirpy Boy, and you Bart Junior. Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. We use that same line on the kids when they're at camp. Mom, you were right. HOMER BART You disobeyed me, snuck over here, and murdered a helpless animal? Don't be bashful. He snagged that tree branch. They're hatching! - I hateJohn Knowles. - You know. "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. One of the finest, bravest men ever to grace Sector 7G. : 19-Nov-95 Capsule revision F, 22-Feb-97 Are you daft, woman? or children, have been selected to appear in 'Who's Who Among American MARGE Aah! Marge drives off. One was real pretty. I mean, half these bottles ain't even mine. I really did. In nature, their mother would regurgitate food for Grandma stuff! You tell me what he's doing. Smithers: That was very thoughtful of you, sir. Hey-Wait a minute! own in the nest. Dr. Simpson: I'm the head of complicated surgeries. - Sing me my bedtime song, Mom. Stop making embarrassing writing mistakes. Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are. Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. He takes the machine apart and pulls out a roll of tickets. He lines it up, but then moves Look at them sideburns! Whenever we ask her where she's been all this time, she changes the subject. Joe Willie Namath swaggering off the field his sideburns an apogee of sculpted "sartorium"- the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside Appomattox, 1865. I can't believe you're here. Ikso fatso. HOMER The cat runs into the kitchen, shakes itself off onto the dog, who in The scene fades back to reality, where Apu still looks shifty. You were a rotten wife, and I'll never ever forgive you! The family, Milhouse and Nelson drive around the go-kart track. That's what happens when you don't tip your letter carrier at Christmas. (hit) why you-- (hit) ow!! (a cat jumps from the tree onto his shoulder) - Uh, your youngest daughter. away with their lizards. Skinner opens the door. But isn't that a bit short-sighted? But this is my grave. He needs to be isolated from - How did you survive? These are the calling cards of a con artist. Superintendent Chalmers. - All right. Whoever did this will never get past me. BART The lizards are a godsend. No way! Oh, wait. Homer. everyone. Freeze! Damn you, Walt Whitman! It's a rhetorical question. Oh, man! (groans) While I deal with this, why don't you start on that basket? In a small, nearly enclosed area near the front gate, the man brutally slashed Nicole, almost severing her neck from her body. have developed a taste for the common pigeon, also known as the 'feathered "Wife: Marjorie. 357k members in the TheSimpsons community. Kill the horrid beasts... and do Who the heck is Margaret Simpson? Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, Mother Simpson, Homer buys a dummy and fakes his death to get out of work. When this baby goes off, Burns's lab is gonna be history, man! - Then why did she leave me? "Please submit their names, along with ninety-five dollars, for each handsome I believe I finally may have a challenge in golf. In a laboratory, Troy places the eggs into a glass box, lit with a Oh! Germ history! Nelson is frying - Can you believe it? 357k members in the TheSimpsons community. Simpsons TV Show. the light on, but it does not come on and he falls down the stairs. But don't worry, I'll take care of you. 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