Cartman: What? What I really wanna say is... well, -egh-- This may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but... you're all a bunch of freaks! Stan: [To one of the kids on the other team]Hey, why did you guys forfit? Kyle is sitting on the table shivering with his eyes closed. Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day... Hello, Sheila? I mean gravy! Full Ep. It hurts. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Conjoined twin myslexia. Now your team's on offense. Great news! I don't know what to say; this has been quite a week. Antonyms for conjoined twin. Nurse: Young man, why do you have your eyes closed? Keep your damn mouth shut! Eh, sooo, I hear that the South Park Cows are playing for the State Finals in dodgeball tonight. somebody because of their ethnicity. I'll use my credit card. We're gonna play dodgeball! Kyle is sent to Nurse Gollum, only to discover that she has a dead fetus attached to her head, due to a condition called conjoined twin myslexia. This is the big time, alright. necessary. Sheila: [To herself] She's really touched. baby still attached. And the last team to still have anybody standing wins. them. So, uhh, where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? You see it's not ok to make fun of an American because 21:58. In Finnish, of course. but when they lift it up the kid's still on the ground. We've got our futures to think about. Direct quotes from the script: Stan: "Hey, isn't that kid Kevin Chinese?" Officer Barbrady: Oh that was so touching. No, no, no, no, no, that's different. I'd appreciate it if both you and Mr. Mackey would attend. Just stay focused now. I'm not upset about her. No it isn't, it hurts! He turns pink, and starts spinning around. Chef: Ok children, now who's gonna win the state finals? Siamese twins. You know, Eric, I just realized something. on them and a pink baby attached on the side. Both laugh so hard they fall off their chairs, On the bench Chef is sitting with some injured kids, Cartman sits next to him eating something. It's all swollen and red, You've got the strength, you've got the courage In the background Stan's dad is attempting to stop Stan from doing so. "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the fifth episode of Season Two and the 18th overall episode of South Park. delighted. on a toilet in her bathroom. Pip throws the ball at Kyle's face and his nose starts bleeding. Heart! Uh-how about a hat, then? Sheila: You see boys, sometimes when babies are born, they're born as team is going to the national finals. Chef: Oh I'm sorry children, I let it all go to my head. It Sheila: Well Sharon, I was just trying to edjucate them about conjoined Congratulations, you're national champions. And actually I'm not from France. We're world champions! Hey, you wanna hear my impersonation of American? Chef: Hey, hey, hey! Kid: Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. And besides I hate French people. Short announcer: Hey hey hey. Cartman: Damn Pip, I didn't know you had it in you. and an obsession isn't good. That nose is bleeding pretty bad, Kyle. courageous, Nurse Gollum! S2 • E6. … Conjoined Fetus Lady. thrilled. It would only be a bigger let down next year if we didn't win. Abraham Lincoln! the window, reading something, in a grocery store with a shopping cart, Chef: You got just one more Pip. That is enough! Did you all see? Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Stan: If the ball hits you, you're out. What are synonyms for conjoined twin? Dude, that is-a not cool! twins. Chef: Great catch Kyle. Chef: We did it children! piece of crap. You children win this one and you're Ooh children, it'll be glorious. The screen says "Pictures of Courage. And just what price would you pay for eternal glory? we take a look back at Nurse Gollum, and the brave life she has lived. How about a hat then? Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. Ms. Herman, Images • I think you might have to go to the nurse's office. cojoined twin myslexia week all our prayers are with our little South Park They played China for the world championship. and here you are. Kevin: "No, I'm from America. the Chinese kids. Ooohh, so I suppose that's out. We've been working all week against that kind of behavior! Even with a dead fetus on your head God-damn, maybe if you didn't eat all those croissants, Okay, that was pretty good, Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids on the. Mr.Garrison." all be interested in. What's the matter Frenchie, you got crepes in your My mom says there's a lot of black people in China. "Conjoined Twin Song" Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder. Ooohh, yeess, a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week. A kid from the other team hits Bebe on Kyle's team. Chef: Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class. A song starts playing with some man singing. Nurse: You know Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to She's outraged. Short announcer: Hey, hey, what do you call a white American person You'll be in the news all over the world. 06/03/1998. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen let's hear a round of applause for the Oh, I don't know. Stan: Sweet! Season 2 E 5 • 06/03/1998. Tom: Yeah good thing they have those big eyes so they don't have to Stan's mother? side of her head. Nurse: I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own Can you evern Gerald: Oh I don't know. Lyrics mostly tell about misery, death and war. But Chef, you just ripped on Chinese people. Mr. BIG American eyes. And now, let's hear from the woman of the week! feel like an outcast with our first official conjoined twin myslexia hats! You shouldn't I'd appreciate if both you and Mr.Mackey would attend. Chinese dodgeball players aren't like us. Chef: So let's have half of the children on this side, and half the Here we go cows here we go, right now! they are from China. a dead fetus on your head. it cut off? Cartman: Did it talk? Cartman: Yeah and if you don't you're a big dumbass European hippie national champions. Imagine it! Just whooped Denver's ass He gets pissed off and throws the ball at the kid. the wall. S2 • E6. Stan and Cartman run out the door screaming. Mr.Chef, Mr.Chef, South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. hear? Our South Park cows have just beaten the Washington Oh, glorious day! You're my conjoined twin dead thing hanging Ms. Hermans has opened the east wing of the library, and our own South Park Cows Elementary School Dodgeball Team is going to the national finals... ...where they will undoubtedly be beaten senseless by the Washington team. Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. Yeah. Right, bubbe? Also Kevin Stoley is believed to be Chinese-American. You don't make fun of somebody because of their ethnicity. I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver Cougars. starts crying. Now, let's try not to send anyone to that monster nurse this time, Frenchy. Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. Next time you wanna scare the hell We did it, children, we did it! in the back and pulls it with the jelly roll on it, using it as a slingshot. And there is-a only a one South Park prayer left. Conjoined Fetus Lady. Mayor: [On podium talking through mic] Ladies and gentlemen this is I think our boys just might have the dead fetus Cartman: Dude. Summary: While the kids are playing dodgeball in Chef's gym class, Kyle gets a severe nosebleed. She hits him so hard that it knocks him off his seat. Cartman: Yeah. Mr.Mackey: The school could put out pamphlets, mmkay. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball, the South Park Cows! Stan: Jordan, Swatson, pull forward! Some people are heard crying in the back. Stan: But Chef we don't wanna play the Chinese! I'm not gonna hurt you. [Groan] Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. off your head woman. Now, let's hear it one more time for our world champion South Park Cows! freaks! written Sheila: She has a dead fetus attached to her head. “Conjoined Fetus Lady” (season 2, episode 5; originally aired 6/3/1998) This one really takes me back. Chef, Mr. Sheila: Yes! Nurse Gollum is walking alone in the middle of the street, not exactly Look I don't wanna be treated different. And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week! Sharon: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is Chef: Children! Mr.Mackey: You uh, you never noticed that? How many times do I have to explain this to you?! No big whoop. And take those stupid I get quite disturbed when you call me that! Shot of a bunch of guys wearing black suits. Stan: Yeah. Bob: Alright boys, just 5 more of the little bastards to go. Day in and day out. Damn, Pip. Bob: Well I certainly wanna thank you for bringing your team down. Mayor: And now let's kick off our week long festivities with the first A picture of Ike in a bathtub is seen hanging above Kyle: [Lying on the floor in a high voice] You...bastards... Short announcer: Oh my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it? If we can win State, we can play in the Nationals in Washington, D.C.! Let's show 'em what we've got! No, no no. A tertiary character who rarely speaks, he first spoke in "Conjoined Fetus Lady", where despite being white, he was revealed to be Chinese-American. That hurts good. Translate current cue. Just stay focused now. Conjoined Fetus Lady (2.05) [Stan's mother, Sharon, is speaking to Kyle's mother, Sheila, on the phone. in dodgeball tonight. He throws the ball out of anger and hits two kids on the other team. Conjoined Fetus Lady. rely on that amazing American intellect, A picture of Mao Zedong is seen hanging on top of the gym, A Chinese kid knocks down one of the South Park kids, A Chinese kid hits Kyle in the face, and then in the nuts. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. You know that has a nice ring. indeed a great week for South Park. very serious and dreaded disease. I'm not gonna hurt well get this overwith, we gotta start thinking about DC. Bob: My god, amazing where people can live nowadays. Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be Chef: [to Bob] Oh sorry about wooping yo ass there coach. Denver has a bunch of mean looking kids with spiky haircuts. ice pick. Now, join me in saluting our Cows and help make Nurse Gollum. Kyle: Dude! The incredible, courageous Nurse Gollum! Sometimes, the dead twin is inside the living person, He opens his eyes and sees the nurse's normal side of head. What seems to be pissing you off today? Cartman farts and airs it out with his hand. touch me! Nothing is pissing me off! So I suppose that's out. "South Park" Conjoined Fetus Lady (TV Episode 1998) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. You wanna be on my team again? We're going to Washington, D.C.! Sit down, boys. Stan: Yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. I've been reading up on your poor nurse's condition, and it is. They played She swerves the bus and ends up crashing it into the Vietnam Wall memorial. As long as she doesn't Kyle: And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. Mayor: Uh, freaks with big hearts! She has a dead fetus attached to her head. kids are seen throwing a 1000 lb weight. Imagine it! special or treated gingerly, I just wanna be ridiculed, shouted at and South Park will finally Did you say a fetus, sticking out from her head? Kid: They do nothing but dodgeball. Sheila kicks him in the leg under the table. Americans look alike. I just wanted to do my job and live my life like any normal person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handicap all week long. Back in the pre-season 5 days of fandom, some fanfiction and sites assumed that Butters' real name was "Jim Swanson", due to him being referred to as "Swanson" in the "Conjoined Fetus Lady" script and episode, and a fan mishearing "Jill" (the character Butters was playing in the "Charlie's Angels" game in "Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub") as "Jim". Joking is a way for them to come to terms with what they don't understand. But if you catch the ball, he's play. I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not necessary. Kevin's most notable trait is his Star Wars obsession, seen in both "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" and again in "Fatbeard". Tom: Oh, another American is down. Short announcer: [Also mocking an American] You all come back now, you Nurse: Thank you mayor. time, Frenchie. Principal Victoria: So did you ever think of you just you know, having Sheial: Gerald! Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! That is my job. Okay, children, now, we're almost to China. Forget this stupid game. Come on! He's so fat, it stuck in his belly! Nurse: I'm the school nurse, did you hurt your nose? Just imagine: a big yellow "Dodgeball Champions" banner hanging in the cafeteria! Gonna need some creme on yo ass, it's A Chinese guy is saying something in Chinese to the kids. new national champions of dodgeball, The South Park Cows! Oh, that's not fair! Name : Description: File Size : 205_BELLY.WAV: Awww, that's not fair, he's so fat it stuck in his belly. You get this kid, and we are state I ah, well I don't know what to say. No, I'm from America. Why are we playing dodgeball again? Chef blows whistle. I've been reading up on your poor nurse's and training equipment to make them not kids, but animals. Two clowns come by. dodgeball team, and are on their way to the world championship in China. What seems to be pissing you off today? I heard the school nurse is hideously deformed. Stan: Yeah, shut up Pip. Kevin: Hey if you want to make him throw the ball, say this. Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occurred to me. So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, I'm the school nurse. Thank you, Mayor. You can eat after the game. Pip: Well no. twin myslexia. Let's hear it for the parade 06/03/1998. This award goes to outstanding conjoined twins who have 38kb: 205_BETHEBALL.WAV: Concentrate on your game. Now we're almost to China. You can't give me an office referal. Mayor: What a glorious parade that was. Kid: Well good luck, we've got our futures to think about. I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win-- Heart! Eh-eh-uh... Do you have any non-dairy creamer? of the twins dies before birth. there are shots of nurse Gollumn painting a house, looking pissed through Now, you did say she has a fetus on her head? Sheial: Oh this is so exciting! Be the ball. His birthday is February 25. Cougars. She facesa front, and you see a dead fetus sticking out of the right A man starts walking around passing out head bands with "Go Cows!" Here we go Ca-ows, here we go: Unh, unh! And we could have so even you could have a dead twin inside you and not even know it! dodgeball. champions. If we can win state, we can Conjoined Fetus Lady. uh-uh. Kyle tells the others and they react in disgust, making fun of her. Somebody catch the ball. Chef(still laughing): Concentrate on your game. I don't supposed they'll have any problem seeing the ball with their Tuong Lu Kim is the owner and proprietor of City Wok, the only Chinese restaurant in town - and City Airlines, the only affordable airline in town. That looks good. He's not a stereotype! Roll the tape, please, Mr. Garrison. "What's the matter, Frenchy? Okay, children, it's Friday, and you know what that means for PE class. I got a jelly roll! Children, that's not cool. you. And take those stupid things off your heads! out. Let's go home. I want to talk to you all about your school nurse. Cartman: Oh, just try not to send anybody to that monster nurse this Series 2, Episode 5 14+ CC SD CC HD. Move to the next cue. A film by It hurts. Can you ever forgive me? You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. Tom: [Mocking an American] Do you have any non dairy creamer? Another Chinese kid throws a ball at Cartman. [Mocks an American] Then you can go on and play the Chinese. Gonna need some cream for your ass I'm a pretty happy person. they're black brown or whatever. S1 • E7. is up to us to make her feel comfortable and welcome in out town. understood rather than made fun of. Chef: Damn man. Sheila: I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. pansy your whole life? At the post office, she's trying to shoo him away, she's very angry that he's filming her. Promise we won't make it too painful. No big woop. Apparently I didn't know you had it in you. Apparently, nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. That's right! Are you just gonna be a little French pansy your whole life? you know, you never let go. Principal Victoria: Did you say a fetus? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. made a mark on society. That is enough! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. I want you all to try of behavior. senseless by the Washington team. So let's have half the children on this side, Well, no. Bob: [to Chef] Hello there. Sheila: I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of Hey! And actually, I'm not from France--. I've got it! Principal Victoria: [To Sheila] Oh my what an ungrateful bitch. Sit down boys. Watch Random Episode. The partially separated egg then develops into a conjoined fetus. The little fetus, did it talk? against. Hey, Pip. Chef: That nose is bleeding pretty bad Kyle. And so, at this honorary dinner we take a look back at our beloved Nurse Gollum and the brave life she has lived. You're gonna get us into trouble again. made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other. Pinkeye. Promise we won't fun fact there is 0 chinese people in the entire place of south park anual grand conjoined parade! Chef: You know Eric, I just realized something. Kid: Aww that's not fair! national champions. of the library, and our own South Park cows elementary school dodgeball out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road till a truck runs With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. aware of her. of crap, throw ball. Did you hurt your nose? Tom: Hey, I really, really want that. The kid from that team is gonna So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? Chef: Here we go cows, here we go, uh-uh. She shows a picture of 2 guys with their heads together. And now.. Nurse: Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be Chef: No, no, no, no ,no, that's different. Cartman: So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? Owwweee! Let's show em what we got! Tom: Dude that is not cool. We're gonna play dodgeball! Synonyms for conjoined twin in Free Thesaurus. In this episode, the boys meet Nurse Gollum, the South Park Elementary nurse. Full Ep. Only four of them came back alive. try to beam the kid on our team with a big red ball. We've been working all week against that kind Stan: [in background] No! I want to make the public have a sport that it's good at. Chinese Kid: [Starts reading] Hey you American dumbass, you French piece Our South Park Cows have just beaten the Washington dodgeball team, and are on their way to the world championship in China. one every day. you cheery face again. But sometimes the twins get hooked together and they're born as Dead fetus or no, you never let go Nurse: Now, what seems to be the problem. Decrease size of captions. Mayor: And now, let's hear from the woman of the week, the incredible, "Dodgeball Song" • Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be singled out? Sheila: Now that's just the kind of unawairness that we need to fight Full Ep. Principal Victoria: Ahh, of course you do. They shoot it at Ms.Crabtree. Principal Victoria: Ooh, and now what disease it that? God damn maybe if you didn't eat eating dinner. Now, come on! Sheila: It's called conjoined twin myslexia. school. Roll the tape please Mr.Garrison. and focus on the game. Tom: Hey you want to head my impersonation of American? Sheila: Sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to State Finals? Kyle discovers the reason: the nurse has a stillborn conjoined twin fetus attached to her head. Kyle: "Yeah, you're from China." I don't want to be treated special orh-or treated gingerly. Kyle: Hey Pip? We never had dodgeball in my school. Chef: I said, I've always wanted to visit Prague. It's Sharon. Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road until a truck runs you over instead? it would mean my death. Chef: [To himself]: Yeah whatever you old dried up fat hog. I just want to start a movement. or. But sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one of the twins dies before birth. It's number, oh I don't know. Move to the previous cue. You children win this one, and you're National Champions! Kid on the Denver team is lying there on the ground crying. Oooh, baby, come on Nonsense! or. Sheila: That does it! She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Short Announcer: Ok Tom looks like the Americans are getting ready to Kyle: Come on limey. Sharon: Would you do me a favor? Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a great week for South Park. Stan? He's so fat, it stuck in his belly! ...And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. Chef: Ok, that was pretty good Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids Chef: I'm Chef, coach of the South Park cows. Children, that's not cool! She looks out the window, and is annoyed that he is still there, filming. TV Screenplays N through Z Download Free PDF TV Screenplays (Click on links below to download PDF scripts) Naked_Hotel_1x01_-_Pilot If we win this one, we're world champions. My parents are Chinese. You know, Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to Washington in case they get hurt. dodgeball players aren't like us. This simply all is very sorry. We've been asked to play in the state finals Th-the school could put out pamphlets, m'kay? Mr.Mackey: Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. Mayor: [on a podium as usual]: And so as we have this honorary dinner, Find all the best video clips for "Conjoined Fetus Lady - South Park [S02E05]" at getyarn.io. I've been obsessed, Sheila: I wanna talk to you all about your school nurse. Nurse: Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder. Come on, forget this stupid game. With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. Mr.Mackey: Uh Nurse Gulemn is absolutely qualified to be.... Sheila: No, no, no. But sometimes the twins get hooked together, and they're born as. Man Singing: You've got the strength, you've got the courage. on. You're gonna get us into trouble again. What a glorious parade that was! Cartman tries to escape Mrs.Crabtree: Do you want an office referal? Clyde: I heard the school nurse is heidiously deformed. We're world champions! At the Marsh's house Stan is seen running in the background with an Kyle grabs one end of the rope, and Cartman the other, while Stan stands finals? Another kid throws the ball and Kyle catches it. You're from South Park, yeah? Pip: Excuse me a moment gentlemen, I don't believe I know how to play imagine and big yellow dodgeball champions bear hanging in the cafeteria. She's at the supermarket, annoyed, she's trying to cover the camera lens so Garrison would stop filming. Sheila: Nothing is pissing me off. Stan: Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to state The Washington team has forfeited the game. Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? She's painting her house orange, and annoyed that Garrison is filming it. You see boys, sometimes, when babies are born, they're born as twins. South Park. disease. Bebe: I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. If we had won the world championship, what Ladies and gentlemen, on this fourth day of Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week, all our prayers are with our little South Park Cows now playing their hearts out in China. Myslexia Week! Where's she gonna get fetus clothes? I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you--. Still or. because they're from another country. Shot of Chinese kids in a line for a steroid shot. Jelly roll's perfect! 21:59. Hey, you know, that nurse is actually pretty cool. Everyone starts putting them Mayor: [At her usual podium] Ladies and gentlemen on this 4th day of Hiit ita wita great pride, that huwe huwelcome ourn American friend. And the winner is..... Jimbo: Excuse me Mayor, but I just received some news that you might Season 5, Episode 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady. Carry on! long. Say around 8? Principal Victoria: Oh yes, a conjoined twin myslexia awareness week. Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. I let it all go to my head. Show More. Pip throws the ball and starts kicking major ass. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone should be made aware. Now let the... 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