Legs, you check out the East Side. I've been getting free stuff all day. Okay. Grazie. I gotta go back to Springfield and face the music. Plow Episode Script. Those are supposed to be baggy pants. Kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Share the best GIFs now >>> A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. By the looks of your face neither is your momma, now sit down !” (Smacks her in the head with the sock), (Girl asks to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what she wants for Christmas) Yeah. Hey, how about if I squirt you in the face with my boutonnière? The famous theater impresario, Wilson, is making a stop. - Yes, Homie. And then take that and... put that in there and... here's your giraffe, little girl. There was a computer adventure game released in 1993 for the PC featuring the character, I know very little about it and have no access to it so it is not included in this profile. Beautiful date tonight, huh? I mean, just because I am Krusty the Clown? You people have stood in my way long enough. I think you should buy this car. Krusty, in regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's horse race... Come on. And after work, I gotta dedicate a new Jiffy Lube and cohost the ACE Awards. Synopsis. Mrs. Gudrun Houlberg. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music Lenny: Hey, Homer, the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. With Keenen Ivory Wayans, Jim Carrey, Kelly Coffield Park, Kim Coles. Yes. Now, there can only be one Krusty in each territory. Girl: “It’s not very pretty.” Homey often refers to himself in third person and will rant about the Man and the Establishment. - Marge? You look at least 10 years younger. Drawbacks: With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie The Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. The anti-social Homey is often seen entertaining a group of excited children, who all remain his biggest fans even though he degrades them and thumps them on the head using a sock with a tennis ball inside. This one is requested by my wife. Homey took advantage of this and bopped the Man several times on the head with his sock to disgrace him. Kid: “Let me see. Krusty opens a clown college. Please do not adblock us, our ads load is minimal. Kid: “Nothing !” Swartzwelder's script required very little rewriting and Silverman considers this one of the best episodes he has directed. Actually, my name is Barney. Krusty, as your accountant, I must warn you... Did you send 1000 roses... to Bea Arthur's grave? Four clowns tumble into room to clown music Homer: Clowns are funny. I am so glad I had a chance to meet you... before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan. It's sacrilege. Do for me my favorite trick, where you ride the little bike through the loop... and I will let you live. Even though he is always dressed as a clown and taking on his “Homey D. Clown” persona, he doesn’t always take jobs for a clown. Hey, Krusty, hey. That advertisement had no effect on me whatsoever. Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, better known by his stage name Krusty the Clown (sometimes spelled as Krusty the Klown), is a cartoon character in the animated television series The Simpsons and manager of Sheffield Wednesday Football Club. One on one, Homey seems to be able to fight and beat most normal human adversaries, strangling them or tying them up off screen. It must be the first of the month. Yeah, Dad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0, Introducing Homey D. Clown (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0). He constantly carries in his right hand a meter long black tube sock packed with several tennis balls. You want my advice? While dressed as a mall Santa, Homey wore the clown outfit, but added a Santa over-coat. I have no idea…I guess put him on the street and have the players encounter him. Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Partier: “Yeah !” Homey: “Damn right it ain’t. Unless you both go through the loop together. Oh, thanks. He can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle... and make it funny. Speed holes. I shall now kill both of you. : 12-Feb-95 Capsule revision D, 21-Jul-96 Title sequence Blackboard :- Next time it could be me on the scaffolding. In one episode Homey convinced a scout group called the Woodpeckers to turn on their leader, each member wielding a black “Homey” sock and his familiar rhetoric. On separate occasions, he has worked as a substitute teacher and as a mall Santa. Makes it go faster. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Writeup completed on the 25th of October, 2010. Oh, my God. Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear. The male then says "Homie don't play that," while simultaneously pulling out to ejaculate in the females face. Homey: “Same thing your dumbass get out of a gang, nothing.”. Who am I clowning? But I can let you have this little number for practically nothing. If theres anyone capable of playing a fake Krusty, its Homer, as we see in this hilarious season six episode! You have brought great joy to this old ltalian stereotype. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. But we're only letting the bet ride... because you crack us so consistently up. Synopsis: A little boy's birthday party gets ruined when his entertainment (clown) cancels. I have a feeling I could get him to appear at my house. His goal in life is to get even with “The Man”, a personification of the White males that are “holding him down”. That's it. Okay, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. You can't get blood from a turnip. Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. Homey also does self-promotion like setting up a one-stop carnival or converting a Chuck-E-Cheese into a home. Storyline. I'm going to clown college. This site uses a handful of cookies. Memories. He's spinning the ball on his finger. The Man later turns out to be an actual person. You remember the time we got loaded... and set those beavers loose in that pine-furniture store? I want a free car because I'm Krusty. And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin-Cycle Fantastic trick. You don't want to sit with the rest of the scum. Homer and Krusty looking practically the same was eventually turned into an episode in itself, with Season 6 episode “Homie the Clown” in which Homer becomes a Krusty impersonator and ends up in deep with the mob. I want everything that's coming to Krusty the Clown, which is me, Krusty. I am squirming. Another note. Homey: “I guess it’s because I’ve got so much love to give… and it’s part of my prison work release program. Only thing left to do is... to open a clown college and train some regional Krustys. “Homey D. Clown” was one of the show’s signature characters, and is still well-remembered to this day. Daisy, the circus owner's daughter.. Krusty the Clown. It's sacrilege. Homey has no powers to speak of. Performing clowns transform into Charlie and three other men who are aflame Co-workers: AUGH!!! The Man later turns out to be an actual person. But our infomercials are running 24 hours a day. I'll come back. Let's just grab him. He's stealing all the burgers. (Kid sticks his head in the bag and Homey cinches it up so the kid can’t get back out.) Homey: “Since you a big man, Homey got something special for you. "Homie the Clown" is the 15th episode of The Simpsons' sixth season, and aired on February 12, 1995. Share the best GIFs now >>> Take your hands off my eyes. One dropped storyline for The Simpsons saw Krusty being revealed as Homer's secret identity and this episode allowed writers to comment … Mistaking him for the real clown, the Springfield Mafia kidnaps Homer, demanding their money. My apologies to you. They were using a freaking ladder, for God's sake. In a dream sequence he worked at a restaurant, he was still in his clown make-up and oversized shoes but wore a tuxedo instead of the yellow and orange clown suit. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. All right, you take it easy, Krusty. Grazie. This profile is based on the skits I could find on YouTube. The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister? Is that so? He has talent. All the children together: “Yeah !” I'm going to clown college. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 12, 1995. There's nothing better than a cigarette... unless it's a cigarette lit with a $ 100 bill. "Homie the Clown" is the fifteenth episode of The Simpsons' sixth season. Being a clown sucks. I'm leaving the clowning business to the other clowns in the clowning business. Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga... Seattle. An image tagged homie the clown. I can't see, you idiot. I don’t see nothing.” So after you finish your performance, you might consider robbing them. So I hope this works out. You can learn more with the writeups.org FAQ. You'll now go back to your hometowns and do kids' parties, swap meets... and the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot clown pole. Joe Higgins played by. Hold still, Homer. I told you we should've bought more than three bullets. Now, when I remove the bandages... don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you. I'm putting speed holes in my car. Unlike other shows, it was produced and told from a mostly African-American perspective – which proved quite successful. That's it. It's my first day of clown college. Yes, Homie. Mr. Valdemar Psilander. Tell the boys I want a total world search. Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. Krusty. Hey, Homer. I'm not going to enroll in that clown college, though. Just take it. Your churlish attitude reminds me of the time I had dinner with Groucho and... You're gonna have dinner with Groucho tonight if you don't beat it. Source of Character: 1990 – 1994 T.V. If there has to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Homey the Clown, of course, was the name of a character played by Damon Wayans on the early-90s sketch-comedy show In Living Color. Take the Quiz: Homie the Clown Quiz!. Homey: “You got to look closer.” SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Finally, his plan came to fruition and Homey had an audience with the Man himself. You mean like that bozo, Bonko the Clown? That game was fixed. You came here to save me. Get it? A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. marks an episode with not enough content. Krusty. So I'd like to say I know Woody Allen. WE NEED A NATIONAL HOMIE THE CLOWN DAY. My dad got Krusty the Clown to personally appear at my party. Don't squirm. I have no business being a clown. Let me get this straight. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. Homey: (Whop) “Homey don’t play dat.”, Homey: “So, you want to be in a gang huh, make you feel like a big man, huh ?” Should I shoot him gangland-style or execution-style? Louie, Rome and Budapest. Homey: “Now what do you see ?” series In Living Color comedy sketch Homey D. Clown, played by Damon Wayans. It was bad enough when you tried to pass yourself off as Tom Bosley. When my wife takes an interest in my hobby how can I say no. It is time for us to take you for a ride. - I am holding still. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Subscribe Clown Quotes. Share articles on Facebook, Twitter, etc. Homey: “Give me a dollar.”, (Speaking to his parole officer about his file) “It’s a long list of lies perpetrated by the “Man” to keep a brother down.”, Child at a party: “Why did you become a clown ?” He will always have his black sock filled with tennis balls in his right hand ready for use. Same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate committee about organized crime? Gambling is the finest thing a person can do if he's good at it. Homie the Clown Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something. However, the design was kept and turned into more of a satirical idea. And now, the winner for the most promising new series on cable: Old Starsky and Hutch's. Hurry up. 11 He played a villain on the '60s Batman TV show “Oh, so let I get this straight, you want me to lower myself so that you can assume a superior position and then demand tribute ?” I'm not him. Homey shows them how the “Man” finger paints by dipping the girl’s finger tips in the paint and rolling them as if taking finger prints.) At this rate, you'll be broke in a month. - Hold still, Homer. The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all. Afternoon joy in. Let's walk and talk. Joe the clown is good friends with. I mean, he invented the pie fight... the pratfall and the seltzer bottle, as far as I know. The same Benedict Arnold... who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? New Billboard Day! You can't kill me for being Krusty. The song of Pjerrot's love. Don't squirm. I am holding still. It's my first day of clown college. After Krusty's debts to the mob mount, he is desperate for some income. Homey The Clown Quotes. I almost made a grievous error. But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? Goes off! The same Homer Simpson who... crashed his car through the wall of our club? Enemy (The Man), CIA (Homey the Clown persona – see Personality). Homer the Clown Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by David Silverman ===== Production code: 2F12 Original airdate in N.A. Home Boy Seminar, America's Funniest Security Camera Videos, Andrea Dice Clay, Hey Mon - flight crew, and Homey D. Clown entertains at a birthday party. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff. I have wonderful stories about other famous people... that include me in some way. Takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room. You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty. Helper(s): Wikipedia.org, tvacres.com, Frank Murdock, Sébastien Andrivet. Never. His irrational behavior once caused him to give up a girl, Sally, even when he was head over heels in love with her. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. Okay. After 8 years in prison, Herman Simpson works as a clown as part of his parole agreement. Homey has a fairly quick wit and can come up with a quick rhyme on the spot. Krusty's Monopoly game, the Krusty Crowd-Control Barrier. "To audience. Not even your new Lady Krusty line. How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines... kept me in business during that first shaky year? The Simpsons 9F07 - Mr. Free Daily Quotes. His father finds a clown suit and becomes the new entertainment but something is weird about it, there is an evil curse and it won't come off. Baggy! Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. Well, my time's almost up here. I got about 5 more years of this clown crap.”, (At a school where Homey is student teaching, one of the children suggests the class finger-paint. You took money made franchising your name... and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters? Tube-sock filled with Tennis Balls [BODY 01, EV 00, Bonuses & Limitations: EV is limited to Bashing damage (-1) Cost: 02]. That's it. Take the ball. Directed by Paul Miller. Homey Quotes. He can't kill anybody if he doesn't know which one's the real Krusty. Perhaps he runs into Ambush Bug and Cheeks the Toy Wonder and decides to compare notes. Now, when the wealthy dowager comes in, the party's over, right? You people have stood in my way long enough. Circus is in town. These Krusty-brand balloons are 3 bucks each. Equipment: I don't know, Bart. Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use... Wow, lucky I always keep a Bible close to my heart... Lucky I was wearing this extra-large piece of the true cross today. Homey could always serve as an insert into an Ambush Bug adventure. Right before he climaxes during the unprotected sex, he proceeds to hit the female on the head with the sock filled with feces. The section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. The episode was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by David Silverman. Hurry up. Oh, nonsense, Krusty. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit... was entirely different from your bit. The advertisements in this profile brought to you by The Man. Homey usually ends his clown act with a sing-along, which normally ends with him in a degenerating rant. Thanks a lot. To murder a funnyman of such genius would be a crime. When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. Or if the players are doing some detective work they could come across Homey on a false lead. 6081 in-depth character profiles from comics, games, movies. Look at this swell bucket of house paint. He's a one and only. the performers camp.. That night. Get a cheap one, and what happens? After observing a billboard for clown college, Homer cannot resist becoming an official Krusty the Clown impersonator. By continuing to use our website, you agree to our use of cookies – explained on our cookies info page. Homey saw her love as a plot to “whiten him up” and as we all know…”Homey don’t play dat.”, “I don’t think so… Homey don’t play dat.”, Homey: “Want to see a trick ?” Homer succumbs to a billboard advertisement and becomes one of the college's first students. In Living Colors was a humour TV show in the early 1990s. Look, I'm cleaned out. Skills: They make the car go faster. Nothing is selling anymore. So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache-Removal System, Angelique? Herman Simpson, better known semi-professionally as Homey D. Clown, is a bitter and hostile convict with a never-ending community service sentence. Put 5000 bucks on the Lakers. Krusty has earned a fortune as a clown, but through gambling, wanton waste, and carelessness, he has lost almost all his money. What's that gonna cost you? Okay, we'll start off with the baggy p... Wha...? I'll just cut back on the condor-egg omelets. You didn't complain when I got you... this close to Chachi. Normally used only for humiliation, Homey may AP add STR to EV of Sock for a stun effect but Homey doesn’t normally do this, surprisingly, even when he got the opportunity to bop “The Man”. It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off. In Living Color Wanda Quotes Homie Quotes Fire Marshall Bill Quotes Homey The Clown Quotes Dating Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes. He's a one and only. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. Okay. He later used it to help him when directing The Simpsons Movie. Just take the clown college. Hurry up. You people have stood in my way long enough. All right. Martial Artist (AV only, +1 to Init): 04, Weaponry (Exotic: Tennis Ball filled Sock): 04. I am only missing 2 of the 11 skits. I'll never be able to do this trick. Well, I guess you're pretty impressed, huh, Bart? In Living Color skit with Damon Wayans as Homey the Clown giving some young kids life lessons. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. Homey D. Clown – Damon Wayans plays an ex-con who works as a clown (real name Herman Simpson) for his parole agreement, but lashes out at anyone (usually by hitting them on the head with a sock full of pennies) who attempts to make him perform the standard antics of the role – "I don't think so! CAUSE WE ALL KNOW SOMEONE WHO COULD USE A GOOD "BOP ON THE HEAD" A lewd sexual act where a male defecates into a sock before sex. I'm telling you, this'll work. I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us. Daisy played by. A couple of those would be tasty right now. There is some similarity in Homey to Obnoxio the Clown from Marvel. “Homie The Clown” (season six, episode 15; originally aired 2/12/1995) In which Homer looks like a fool—and it almost costs him dearly…. But wait. homie the clown 6184 GIFs. F.D. Sort: Relevant Newest # hide # hiding # bushes # spicer # correction # krusty # clown # homey # dancing # season 6 # episode 15 # make up # clowns # comedy # 90s # retro # 1990s # clowns # reaction # the simpsons # season 6 # simpsons # krusty the clown Homer then runs into some trouble with the mob . I'm going a different way than you, Dick. Only $38,000. But if you blow it, you'll look like a fool. When Krusty wants to, he can still blow them away. When Krusty the Clown opens a clown college to deal with his debt, Homer Simpson enrolls and ends up impersonating Krusty at public events. It's sacrilege. I only consider you scum compared to Krusty. 1. How about letting me go double or nothing on the opera tonight. All rights reserved. Yeah, Barney Gumble. And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger, the one with ketchup... here he is, coming in by parachute, Krusty the Clown. in town from his excursion and pays the circus a visit.. Kid who wants to be in a gang: “Yeah !” What can I tell you? At one point it appeared Homey sold out to the Man, doing whatever the Man wanted so, he could get closer to him. My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. Oh, you got a deadly game of cat and mouse going. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. No. Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses. I now proclaim this new burger for sale.". Look in the bag.” I'm gonna give you the biggest ticket you... (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hey, Krusty, Krusty. Link to germane writeups.org articles on the web (your blog, online forums, comments areas…). It's my first day of clown college. Tell me where you're from. I am squirming. 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