And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself in the future?? In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. You from the future. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. Watching. Future Butters. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. I don't know which swatch I like best. Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. If you want a quick and easy therapy session go to @futureme and send an email to your future self. Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. I'm gonna do it. Writing a letter to your future self can be a great way to look back on how your life has changed and find out if you're achieving the goals you set for yourself. I don't believe that he's my future self! Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. I know how it feels to be really, really pissed off at your parents. My Future Self n' Me. No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get rid of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. You don't know what you're doing! You guys stayed away from drugs, so you're okay. Stan! Look, you can make your weiner bigger in just three weeks. Oh. For you I've put together a really nice design. [both Stans eat cereal, but the future Stan has trouble pouring milk into his bowl. [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. The Biggest Douche in the Universe/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/My_Future_Self_n%27_Me/Script?oldid=411973. How about this? My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. I’m going to hope you have a job, because if not, again: college=crap. Full Ep. Stan just buries his face in his hands in frustration] I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. South Park. I told you, I can't stand my future self. We thought the ends justified the means, but they don't. Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax. They've all been lying to us this whole time! Highly recommended! He's me when I'm 32. You kids fucking don't fuck around with your fucking mom! Oh wait, uh, God-damnit! a-and Clyde's. I know that's just what you told me. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. Stan arrives with future Stan] Stan: Hey guys. Alright, then we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. We have to teach our parents a lesson! Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. Hi Everyone! It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. I'm not that stupid! stan marsh. That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. Ey, you wanna go upstaris and play hide and go seek? The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. Felipe, Images • Alright, now, Stan. Just go away before we call the police! Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. ¡Arriba arriba! Script • The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. Singer: So much alike, and yet so different: Stan [Stan's future self joins him in bed after freshening up in the bathroom] No. Well here, Eric, I baked you a huge box of cookies as a present. We don't know you and you don't know us! I know how it feels to be really, really pissed off at your parents. That it is, I assure you. Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! 616. Thanks. I have to share my room with my future self?? Get it! God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! ¡Es verde! Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind sharing his room, would you, Stan? This is what we get for deceiving our son. Well, there's only one person I can blame. Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? In the ass. But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. Harmless? Wha-, what are you lookin' for, huh Stan? i wrote myself a letter to my future self after 8th grade promotion and told myself to open it on the day of my high school graduation. My Future Self N' Me (Original Airdate: 12/04/02) The Osbournes in South Park? Source: frecked_roll. This will be very weird to write about I like to be in the moment and this will be interesting to go into the unknown. Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. Alright, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. Show More. But why are you back in this time with us, son? Yeah, I gotta admit. 12/04/2002 My Future Self n' Me Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002 When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- MeFuture Self -n- Me, Future Self -n- 1. That looks nice. Oh no! He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. This is my future self. Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I have no idea, man. Clyde Jimmy To do this, first choose the age you want to be when you read it, which will help you decide on realistic goals. After that I'll bail. Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. Butters Okay, Butters, let's start with you. Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. "My Future Self n' Me" is the sixteenth episode of Season Six, and the 95th overall episode of South Park.It aired on December 4, 2002. Now consider what else makes you who you are. My God. stan. I've beenhelping children get back at their parents ever since. Stan! Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations. My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? Future self, this is my good friend,-. marsh. Just forget it, Cartman! My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. This is Josh Casher. You really came through. Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. SanAndreas2628 5,423 views. I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. We are your #1 source for all things South Park. But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! Help me find the perfect place to run away to! Yes, and he knows all your family history and every detail of your house. If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. Directed by Trey Parker, Eric Stough. And I will work hard, for you. Full Ep. Future Butters This page contains trivia for "My Future Self n Me". Dad, we fucking can't! I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. He'll be playing the role of your future son. We don't know you and you don't know us! If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. The whole future self thing, well, it was a dirty fib. Their basic moral is that "when it comes to children and drugs, lying is okay". So I don't know what to believe! So, everything is working out with your future actor? My futureself'n'me Gastspieler. Craig's. Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want! It turns out many of the other kids have had their future selves visit too, and coincidentally they are all total losers and drug addicts. What?? He knows everything Stan knows. I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! They didn't come back to the past, you dumbass, they're actors! They just... don't, son! It looks kinda nice. Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. Okay, very nice, very nice. Look! 12/04/2002 "My Future Self 'n' Me" is episode 95 of the Comedy Central series South Park. We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. Oh! Okay, well let's do that then. You guys stayed away from drugs, so you're okay. Uh well, sure thing, Stan. Professor Chaos. I'm running a business, Stan. What my company does is in. Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. Extras • S6 • E6. God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! I thnk I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. But I think it's coming together real nice. I've been helping children get back at their parents ever since. Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. 21:58. Four months?? a-and Clyde's. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. We though the ends justified the means, but they don't. Wait right here, Stan. ¡Arriba arriba! Chris and Linda Stotch Felipe! They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. I'm gonna do it. What my company does is in. [Stan's future self turns off the light while Stan looks pissed off] Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. I told you, I can't stand my future self. It was just a trick to get us to not wanna try drugs or alcohol. The T stand for Terrific. My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! Listen! Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. Stan! Alright, now, Stan. Go have sex with yourself, asshole! But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! Follow me back home, Stan. This lady'll massage your weiner for ninety-five dollars. 12/04/2002 Well, you know what us ultra-liberals say, when it comes to children and drugs, lies are OK. Well Butters, I hope you like the work. It's driving me crazy! Ah, here he is. We have to teach our parents a lesson! Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! Aw, stop it, you guys! Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. Our moms and dads lied to us about those future selves! Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. I just lost touch with you after I was sent to Juvi Hall in 2006. Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? I don't know which swatch I like best. We're running away! I know that's just what you told me. Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! Oh no! Oh Jesus, it smells! Look around you. When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Wait a minute. Cartman's paint crew, including Felipe and Carlos. ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. Look, I run a legitimate business hre with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. Ah, here he is. Original Songs. Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. Well now you won't have to! The ends justify the means. I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. Your son seems to be responding. Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. Scott Silver. I hope you are happy. I hate him! Stan and Butters' future selves are just actors, but Cartman's future self really did travel back in time to meet his younger self. Well that's a pretty good deal. Ey, you wanna go upstairs and play hide and go seek? Harmless? Oh Jesus, it smells! It originally aired on December 4, 2002 and is rated TV-MA in the United States.. Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. Singer Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. Now imagine a wiser future you or an evolved self from a parallel universe; Notice what that you looks like. I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. Thank you. Chris, don't you see? It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. Think about a project you would like new insight/inspiration into. 12/04/2002 Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. — Jaison (@jaisonsaji) November 9, 2020. He's right. Stan Ohhh, that makes me angry! That it is, I assure you. For you I've put together a really nice design. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Thanks. Look, I run a legitimate business here with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. My Future Self n' Me Photos. Sure I remember you. That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. [Stan crosses his … It has such a cathartic effect and has helped me set long term goals and reminders. Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. [Now they have separate beds. Motivation Corp.! Okay, okay, fine. I mean, maybe I. Haha, it's me, Cartman! Watching. But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. added by Chibi-Chipette. posted by AnonymousSxW. So I don't know what to believe! Butters, we've go-! It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. I said, I know how you feel. 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